Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Buck 65 is a Mystic

www.buck65.com This is a poem I wrote after reading the Facebook blog of Buck 65.

My Name Is Buck.

My name is Buck and I like big breasts
Dolly Parton is the best
Round and soft hard and pointy
I ride by my neck's out of jointy

When they bounce when they perk
I shoot another take while trying to work
Since I was 12 they caught my eye
That epic day I caught the eggs on the fly
I was so innocent didn't know what hit me
Just show me some cleavage That stuff really gets to me

Not a gangster podunk Parisian
Existential Torontonian Mammalian reason
Cunning rural rapper came out of the woods
a'scratchin' mixing banjos putting out the goods.

Legendary Centaur dancing like a mule
Toetoe Martin barked at him now she knows he's cool.
Now I'm making tracks every single day
Hope that he will like one and we will both get paid.

Even if we never get to mix it up on stage
He makes a great impression
Buck 65 is the rage!